Your Majesty, the Emperor Has Been Scammed Again and Again

Transmigrating from Ancient Times to the Modern Day + Group Transmigration + A Touch of Absurd Humor + Unconventional Minds

Mu Rongxue took a trip to ancient times, got to enjoy being empress, and accidentally brought the emperor back with her. The crown prince came along too, as did the emperor's nine guards, and... a white-haired, white-bearded miracle-working doctor...

In the modern world, Mu Rongxue runs an online shop that's on the verge of going under. Her little storeroom is packed with all kinds of snack samples.

To keep the guards from eating expired food, she explains to one of them what "expired" and "close to the expiration date" mean.

The result...

"Wu Jiu, can we switch to something else? Eating braised beef instant noodles all the time is bad for you!"

Standing nearby, Wu Jiu replies respectfully, "Then shall I get you seafood flavor tomorrow?"

Mu Rongxue: "..."

"Can't we stop eating instant noodles? Too much of this stuff causes cancer!"

Wu Jiu's heart jolts. He never imagined modern food could be so dangerous. He hurries to the shelves. "Your Majesty, please wait. Let me check. The foods close to their expiration date are..."

Before he can finish, Mu Rongxue suddenly starts yelling. "Aaah! Can you stop worrying about those dates? I just want something good to eat!"

Wu Jiu smiles and snaps his fingers. "Consider it done!"

"How about chicken rice noodles? There's a picture of chicken on the package!"

Mu Rongxue clutches her forehead in despair. "Do you even know what 'image for reference only' means? Can you please stay out of the kitchen tomorrow? I'm begging you."

"Your servant will obey Your Majesty's decree!"

Just as they settle the food problem, the school calls.

"Qianlong's mom, please come to the school right away! Your Qianlong insists that the dean of discipline kneel to him. We can't handle things here, so please hurry!"

Mu Rongxue is about to lose it.