Jujutsu Kaisen: What, You Have a Shield? But I Deal True Damage

No female lead + absurd humor + deranged antics + simulator

The System ran off before I transmigrated? I die in the middle of a simulation?

Keep a low profile and don't get reckless! Isn't it better to fight monsters in your dreams and rack up experience, share dreams with a thousand-year-old hag, and play games with little animals from another world?

What, you're saying I like stabbing people and backstabbed some Cursed Speech User in the heart? Slander! That's absolutely slander!

The trait on my knife is called “Mercy”!

Jiang (righteous as can be): Just tell me, is he dead or not?

Story begins (65–91):

Take life and death in stride. If you don't like it, fight!

During the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons, two corpse thieves meet on a narrow path, and the brave come out on top!

Sister Exchange Event (92...

Above the surging tides, a mermaid laughs wildly as waves dealing true damage crash around her.

“Friends I've never met, a mermaid's tears don't turn into pearls, but I'll shed crocodile tears for you!”

Mid-story:

My name is Lan. I'm an assassin who feels nothing while feeding pigs.

Today's target is a man with narrow eyes, standing on the subway.

The moment I saw him smugly lift off the top of his skull, I knew it was time.

Later on.

Ten Shadows Sukuna descends!

The school: “Keep our heads down for now. We'll figure out a plan.”

Jiang Ran scoffs, utterly dismissive. “Me, keep my head down?”

With a Destruction in my left hand and true damage in my right, can you old geezer withstand this slash with 30,000 units of cursed energy behind it?

The Demon God descends!

Teammates (reaching out): “Wait for us…”

Jiang Ran: “Wait for what? The mere King of Curses is no match for me, Jiang Aotian!”

Note: The Night Parade of a Hundred Demons timeline is integrated with the main story.