Livestream: The Security Guard Who Loves to Mess Around Has the Whole Internet in Stitches!

Zang Guang joined the reality show The Ultimate Slacker and drew the job of airport security screener. He thought he’d spend the whole year bored and slacking off, but then...

While everyone else used X-ray machines to inspect luggage, he could see the scripts of people’s lives:

✅ That “sleeping baby” in the arms of a Black couple? Sorry, its organs have been removed and replaced with drugs. Even biological parents can turn their own child into a delivery box when they’re ruthless enough!

✅ A pigeon race in the sky? Hilarious. Someone in prison is using pigeons as delivery drivers to smuggle tobacco, making millions a month!

✅ Viewers in the livestream keep spamming “666”? Of course they do. He’s the only airport screener on the entire internet who made ten thousand on his first day at work and busted an international drug-trafficking ring on his second!

Netizens: “How is this airport security? Is he possessed by Conan?!”

“Other people slack off at work. I examine corpses!”