I Got the Wrong Script Again Today

He was forced into the world of cultivation, where he was ordered to steal the child of fortune's treasures from the start, blow up a branch of the Xuan Sect, flirt with the Zen Sect's holy son, and turn the cultivation world upside down. He was also a girly little escort chief who preferred makeup to martial gear, hid by the window every day to spy on escort guards bathing, and embroidered in his room. What's more, he could escape by farting at the slightest disagreement, and his square-dance sword style was the perfect cure for anyone who refused to be impressed! He mocked his cousin's hairstyle to warn him of a disaster, fed green-tea tofu to ward off hunger, and played the erhu while dancing on graves. While everyone else cultivated, he went off the rails, turning the world of cultivation into a madhouse. Qi Wang could only wonder... When would this life ever end?