Those Years I Transmigrated into a Book and Held Shareholders' Meetings in a Brothel

How to Use Modern Antics to Wreck a Story in Ancient Times

One-sentence summary:

“A bizarre tale of two offbeat female leads opening a shopping district in ancient times!”

[A note for readers: If you want to work on your abs, sisters, get ready!]

Shen Qinghuan, a top business school student, transmigrates into an abused heroine story as a cannon-fodder concubine-born daughter who won’t survive three chapters. In the original plot, her legitimate sister forces her to marry a deranged old general, and she dies a miserable death far from home.

Mu Hongxiao, a toxicology graduate student at a medical university, transmigrates as a villainous bandit leader. In the original plot, she tries to assassinate the white-lotus heroine for love and gets shot full of arrows.

When the two meet:

Shen Qinghuan: “Sister, want to take down some scumbags? With a business System, of course.”

Mu Hongxiao: “Let’s do it! I’ll handle the poison, you count the money.”

And so…

Their legitimate sister is forced to dance “Pure Land” in the ancestral shrine, crying out, “This dance hurts more than the family discipline!”

The Crown Prince pretends to get poisoned every day to pester them: “Miss Hongxiao, stab me! Harder!”

The cold-faced God of War Prince gets jealous: “Consort, if you keep fiddling with that abacus, don’t expect to sleep in the study tonight!”

What? You’re asking about the original hero and heroine?

They’re selling tofu on the frontier, with the slogan: “Use Qinghuan-brand face cream and turn a rugged guy into a handsome man!”

Absolutely hilarious, absolutely unhinged, absolutely off-the-wall!!!