[Group portrait + daily + complaints] [no cp]
The bad brother x the grumpy cat
[One-sentence introduction] The retirement routine of a certain number one on the bounty list
[Introduction to the official version]
Ash Walker, a legendary wanted criminal in the supernatural world, now just wants to hang out in the "Night Owl" convenience store and wait to die.
The venomous black cat Jasper, a dark web surfing champion, has daily operations: Jumping up to the checkout counter, slapping his face with his cat's paw: "Trash snacks! Use your time-pausing ability to remove expired bread from the shelves! Where is the majesty of bombing the alliance headquarters back then?!"
[Shut up? Please line up for a slap in the face!
A newbie with superpowers goes on a rampage and freezes the shelves? Ash didn't raise his eyelids: "Pay up, scan the code. Don't delay me from fishing."
Black market thugs carrying rocket launchers to smash up stores? Ash yawned and the bullets froze in the air: "Buy cigarettes? Get them yourself. Anyone who gets in the way will die."
A mysterious organization asks for help with antiques? Jasper's claws were as fast as flying: "The forum is real! Free shipping on your fake product is 9 yuan 9!"
Are the enemies from the past coming to kill you? Ash put down the wolfberry cup with cold eyes: "... Looking for death? I finally found this job!"
[The cashier is the battlefield, and Xianyu is forced to flip over and burn!
Time manipulation VS all kinds of monsters and monsters! The vicious-tongued cat commands and curses online!
Not bad, I quite like Jasper, he's a bit shy🤓👍🏻