Beast Taming: I Can Simulate Without Limit

(Simulator + Choices + Lighthearted Comedy + Power Fantasy + No Female Lead)

My name is Ye Qing. I transmigrated here a month ago. I thought I’d be living the life of a peerless hero, punching my way through the South Mountain Retirement Home and kicking my way through the North Sea Kindergarten. If the System weren’t such a pain, and everyone around me weren’t such a character, I might have believed it. Take a look at this video, courtesy of a certain company.

Top 0: Ye Qing’s Floating-Song Warrior: "People say, ‘Add salt,’ but the sword says, ‘That tastes great.’" "My broadsword spares neither young nor old." "But I’ve still got a little knife." "Your wife isn’t a child." "And your son definitely isn’t an old man."

Top 1: Xiao Huohuo’s Fire Dragon Beast, the Semi-Trailer: "How did your beast end up stuck to my Fire Dragon Beast?" "Blind spot." "I thought it was a speed bump." "Take it up with the beast-taming rules." "We’re all just doing our best to stay alive."

Top 2: Qing Shui City’s biggest show-off: "What’s the difference between Platinum Rank and Black Iron Rank? It’s only two words apart." "I’m just a wage earner too. Why don’t you go report me?" "My three greatest joys in life: eating, sleeping, and showing off."

Top 3: Dog Knight Yang Wei: "You ask how I started out at Black Iron Rank?" "It came with the six-yuan first-purchase bonus." "How can a beast tamer fight alongside their beast?" "Ever heard of doubles?" "Man and dog as one, invincible under heaven."