I, the Cosmic Black Businessman, Just Want to Make the Whole Civilization Cry

[Hilarious] [All Heavens and Worlds] [The Fourth Natural Disaster] [Interstellar Civilization] [System Flow] [Hot Blood] [The Mastermind] When Yan Luo set up a stall selling "Dave's Same Style Sunflowers" in the Zerg Mother Nest, the Queen never expected—— If this thing is planted, it will spray the BGM of "Plants vs. Zombies", and even summon the Crazy Dave Phantom to snatch her eggs! "Hokage's limited-edition Sharingan, buy one, get one free!" After spending money, the player's pupils showed "How many floors does a bag of rice have to carry?", And ended up staring at everyone and dancing to the Pure Land; The "One Punch Man Exercise Method" was regarded as a treasure by the Void Warriors. Three days later, all the members were bald and shouted, "I have become stronger and I have become bald." One Piece Devil Fruit is even more deceptive. The Zerg spent huge sums of money to buy the "rubber fruit". Those who eat it will only stick out their tongues and dance to "New Treasure Island" Yanluo looked at the system prompts and laughed like a pig: [Integrate the resentment of Douluo Continent → Unlock the "Blue Silver Coil" field (forced binding + earthy love words)] [Swallowing the Death God BLEACH's spiritual pressure → Evolving "Swastika · Pinduoduo Slash"] When the allied forces of the five major civilizations came to attack, he took out the ultimate product that integrates all realms—— The Zerg Mother Queen was turned into a social shaker by the "Blue Silver Coil", the void battleship was blasted into the second dimension by the "Saitama Fist", and the player army was turned into leek fillings by the "Rasengan"! At this moment, the system blew up the alarm: [MAX of cross-dimensional resentment detected, unlocking the ultimate move - the God who brings goods from the sky! The whole universe watched the famous scene of "Sea of Death" being hung up on a little yellow car, and listened to the magic sound of "three two one link", and finally cried bitterly: "Please! No more cross-dimensional purchases!"