"Donor, what is your WiFi password?"
When the bald monk's metal head came out of the wall, Zhou Xuan was smashing a bleeding old mobile phone with a fire hydrant.
This was supposed to be an ordinary electronic salvation - until he saw his grandma's ghost turned into a Bitcoin NFT, and his robotic arm contained the source code of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
The three laws of the cyber underworld:
Burning paper requires blockchain accounting
Mengpo soup must be served with ice
Never owe the Seventh Day Group any hell coins.
Now, Zhou Xuan's merit system balance is -7.3, And he is being chased by a drone special service team. The only person who can help him is a cyber monk who is always selling the VR package of Elysium...
"Your friend [Mechanical Jizo] is online - would you like to pay 998 Netherworld Coins to unlock the Rebirth Curse?"