Jiang Weixi received the most outrageous job offer of her life: take over her family's amusement park, closed for twenty years, with five million in renovation funds thrown in. But when she pushed open the rusted iron gate, the [Penglai Staff Management System] that had automatically downloaded onto her phone flashed a blood-red warning:
[Shen Tian (Security Manager) has requested rust-proof spray. Otherwise, his axe will slash Su Man's BMW tires in three hours.]
[Gong Gong (Maintenance Worker) strike warning: If the Mount Buzhou water-circulation system isn't repaired, the Su Group headquarters will be flooded tonight.]
[Madam Meng (Beverage Stand Supervisor) complaint: Visitors keep adding tapioca pearls to their Forget-Worry Milk Tea. She requests anti-tampering equipment specifically for Meng Po Soup.]
Burdened with a five-million debt, Jiang Weixi was forced to launch a divine and demonic reemployment program:
She livestreamed Nezha delivering takeout on his Wind Fire Wheels, only to discover that the top donor was the reincarnated Lei Zhenzi.
She directed Shen Tian to use his battle-axe to skim-coat the walls. After the short video went viral, the Culture and Tourism Bureau summoned her for a meeting.
She nominated Beiming, the Great Emperor of Fengdu, as an "Outstanding Investor," only to discover that he was the guardian door god of her own amusement park.
It wasn't until a stormy night, when the hydra's poisonous fang unleashed by Su Man's father shattered the barrier, that she glimpsed the truth in her grandaunt's will: this so-called amusement park was actually a mobile prison holding ancient ferocious beasts. And the sharp-tongued investor who was always finding fault had already forged the Emperor of Fengdu's seal into her park director's badge:
"Jiang Weixi, I will give you two choices." Beiming crushed the Su family's acquisition contract. Behind him, a hundred thousand Yin soldiers stood in formation. "Either repay your debt with the incense offerings of the Three Realms, or spend the rest of your life making up for my thousand years of loneliness."
