[Funny, entertainment, romance, system]
The unreliable Chi Miao slipped into an ancient sadistic novel and became a cannon fodder, and was bound to an even more unreliable system.
This is no ordinary licking dog, he is the king of licking.
As soon as it was bound, the system discovered that the male protagonist was in trouble and issued a series of sharp explosions.
In order for the world not to collapse, Chi Miao must complete the dog licking mission.
System: We have a plug-in! Mission is a breeze!
Chi Miao: Are you referring to your useless cards and disgusting card drawing mechanism?
System: Give me some face QAQ
Cards have weird functions: all you can eat desserts, endless toilet paper...
Chi Miao: Wash your hands and smoke again!
Pei Yan, who was preparing to inherit the family business, met his faith in this life - Mr. Egg Tart!
Love story
The male protagonist's greasy eyes attacked him, and Chi Miao slapped him with his backhand and said: Fight mosquitoes
Netizens looked at the male protagonist with a swollen face and called him a good guy.
Damn girl, you are so powerful!
Pei Yan replied: Miaomiao is a kind-hearted person.
In order to complete the task and care for the male protagonist, Chi Miao presented an extreme stretching package.
The system looked at the completed mission and the dying male protagonist, and decided to pretend to be blind.
After discovering that the male protagonist was hooking up with the female protagonist, Chi Miao decisively cut off her beard.
Male protagonist: She hit me!
Hostess: She is so cute!
Pei Yan replied: His hands were red.
—
Pei Yanhui was surprised and happy when he discovered that he could read Chi Miao's voice.
The system did not find its own BUG and took advantage of a certain tea fox.
By the time he discovered it, Chi Miao had been coaxed into getting it by Pei Yanhui.
Pei Yan replied: Miaomiao~They bullied me~
Chi·Zhou Wang·Miao: Here comes someone! Take it out on my beloved concubine!
System: He wasn't like this before! ! !
Reader comments
The writing style of Dada is very good. Sanshui can make me laugh like crazy. When "Miao Pei" comes out, there is no way to survive. It is sweet and funny. I like to watch Xiao Peizi's tea talk the most [laughing]
Come on duck [fly a kiss]
Although I don't say anything, I don't know what to say, but I still want to say something. Although I don't want to say anything, I still want to say something, even though I said nothing. But at least what did I say? What did I say at the end? What did I say? What do I mean? If you want to know what it means, you give me the meaning and I will tell you what it means. This is what it means. You said that these words of mine have no meaning at all. I can only say that you can't understand what I mean. Then I can only give you what you mean.
Incredibly beautiful, I like it very much. Sweep away the quality and be yourself. The two deities merge and become invincible. In this state of mind, I really want to learn. Instead of consuming myself internally, it would be better to go crazy and kill others. [Thinking][Admiration][Cool]
2025.8.9
A very good novel, but why is it so unpopular?
I wish Sanshui and Xiao Pei a long life [blowing kiss]
Hahahahaha, it's very interesting. The current chapters are enough for me to read for a long time. [Adoration][Adoration]
The interaction between Chi Miao (His Majesty Sanshui) and Pei Yanhui (Xiao Pei) is really, really sweet, and really, really beautiful. It's written in big letters.
Come on [like]
This book is really, really beautiful!
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Super pretty, pretty, pretty
Super funny, hahaha,
It looks good. I love watching it. Please order more.
Overall, is it okay?
It's pretty cool! Come on!
Chi Miao and Pei Yan return
Super super super super super beautiful
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, why is it over? [Crying]
When the hormones fade away, a common language and a similar circle are the bonds of emotion.
At first, I couldn't sleep at night. After reading it, I found it to be very interesting. I highly recommend reading it. I'm reading it all day long [adoration][adoration][adoration]
Very beautiful and worth recommending
It's beautiful😁It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful, how can it be such a beautiful book?
It's a very funny book, but it's a pity that the ending is a bit hasty.
It's super pretty, and the corner of her mouth didn't come down during the whole process. The main theme is that the corner of my mouth is shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and Miaomiao's mental state is also very friendly [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration]
It's good-looking, and the male and female protagonists are novel, funny, and optimistic. [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration]
It's beautiful. It's really beautiful. The little girl's inner activities are super cute. The heroine's mental state is super beautiful. Why is no one watching it?
Goddess, do you know how delicious what you wrote is currently no carbon-based creature can resist [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] Miaomiao and Xiaomei must be 99
It's super good-looking, but not many people seem to be watching it. I hope it becomes popular. The author will update it more [sending heart] [sending heart] [sending heart] [blowing kiss] [blowing kiss] [blowing kiss]
Ahhhhh, Sanshui is really good-looking, His Majesty Sanshui will follow you to the death! !
The writing style of Dada is very good. Sanshui can make me laugh like crazy. When "Miao Pei" comes out, there is no way to survive. It is sweet and funny. I like to watch Xiao Peizi's tea talk the most [laughing] Come on duck [fly a kiss]
Although I don't say anything, I don't know what to say, but I still want to say something. Although I don't want to say anything, I still want to say something, even though I said nothing. But at least what did I say? What did I say at the end? What did I say? What do I mean? If you want to know what it means, you give me the meaning and I will tell you what it means. This is what it means. You said that these words of mine have no meaning at all. I can only say that you can't understand what I mean. Then I can only give you what you mean.
Incredibly beautiful, I like it very much. Sweep away the quality and be yourself. The two deities merge and become invincible. In this state of mind, I really want to learn. Instead of consuming myself internally, it would be better to go crazy and kill others. [Thinking][Admiration][Cool]
2025.8.9 A very good novel, but why is it so unpopular? I wish Sanshui and Xiao Pei a long life [blowing kiss]
Hahahahaha, it's very interesting. The current chapters are enough for me to read for a long time. [Adoration][Adoration]
The interaction between Chi Miao (His Majesty Sanshui) and Pei Yanhui (Xiao Pei) is really, really sweet, and really, really beautiful. It's written in big letters. Come on [like]
This book is really, really beautiful!
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Super pretty, pretty, pretty
Super funny, hahaha,
It looks good. I love watching it. Please order more.
Overall, is it okay?
It's pretty cool! Come on!
Chi Miao and Pei Yan return
Super super super super super beautiful
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, why is it over? [Crying]
When the hormones fade away, a common language and a similar circle are the bonds of emotion.
At first, I couldn't sleep at night. After reading it, I found it to be very interesting. I highly recommend reading it. I'm reading it all day long [adoration][adoration][adoration]
Very beautiful and worth recommending
It's beautiful😁It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful, how can it be such a beautiful book?
It's a very funny book, but it's a pity that the ending is a bit hasty.
It's super pretty, and the corner of her mouth didn't come down during the whole process. The main theme is that the corner of my mouth is shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and Miaomiao's mental state is also very friendly [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration]
It's good-looking, and the male and female protagonists are novel, funny, and optimistic. [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration]
It's beautiful. It's really beautiful. The little girl's inner activities are super cute. The heroine's mental state is super beautiful. Why is no one watching it?
Goddess, do you know how delicious what you wrote is currently no carbon-based creature can resist [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] Miaomiao and Xiaomei must be 99
It's super good-looking, but not many people seem to be watching it. I hope it becomes popular. The author will update it more [sending heart] [sending heart] [sending heart] [blowing kiss] [blowing kiss] [blowing kiss] Ahhhhh, Sanshui is really good-looking, His Majesty Sanshui will follow you to the death! !