"Yang Zi! Zha Zi! Let's rebel!"
Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha, these three rebels from heaven finally decided to join forces to do something big!
They did what they said, and went to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, causing chaos in the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, while Tathagata scratched his heart and liver anxiously.
"When things are done, I will be the Tathagata. Yang Zi, you will be the Jade Emperor."
"What about Zhazi?"
"Or let him be the queen mother."
"..."
But the old men in heaven have said that they want to be responsible? You have to go through the process, go down to earth and go through tribulations, and get enough work experience.
Okay, okay, aren't you just joining in the trouble?
In order to survive the disaster efficiently, they simply kidnapped Tang Seng, the project manager of Xitian Buddhist Scriptures, and forced him to join the gang.
"Amitabha, these three uncles are more monsters than monsters."
"With all this nonsense, can you believe that I will treat you like a cicada and explode?"
Along the way, the Nitian group was rampant and domineering, fighting monsters when they saw it, and fighting immortals when they saw it.
Tathagata Jade Emperor? Aren't those two immortals waiting to abdicate?
Tang Monk? Aren't those oxen and horses carrying luggage?
Little white dragon, right? Don't think that you can escape just because I know your cousin Ao Bing! Become a Maybach! Numb.
Three dozen white-bone spirits? It must be calculated as three difficulties!
Yo! My big brother, the Bull Demon King, is here! Then we have to plow two acres of land before we leave!
Nine-headed lion or nine-headed worm? Hahaha! Give me your phone and see if I don't max out nine of your credit cards.
Sun Wukong: "Are there any monsters? Come and catch Tang Monk! If you eat Tang Monk's meat, you can live forever! It's better to act than to think."
Tang Seng: "Monsters, run away! The gang of three is coming!"
Are you ready? The heaven-defying group! Set off!
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