Let Me Say This: You’re Such a Shameless Mystic!

[Comedy + no manners + ridiculous memes + face-slapping + satisfying read]

Shen Li, a sharp-tongued mystic grandmaster from a matriarchal world, transmigrates to a modern patriarchal society and becomes an orphaned, delicate little white flower whose family has been destroyed.

The scumbag says, “A good wife helps me achieve my ambitions, and I’ll reward her with a fortune! Can’t you skip the bride price so we can struggle and work hard together first?”

Shen Li slaps him across the face. “Your mom spent twenty years trying to raise you up and still couldn’t. You’re a complete piece of shit! No money? Get lost!”

The highly educated blind date says, “After we marry, you’ll stay home and raise the kids. Quit your job, and I’ll give you three thousand a month.”

Shen Li yanks off his toupee. “You’ve got a slave’s lot in life. How about I give you four thousand a month and you treat me like an emperor?”

The men who used to enjoy making Shen Li suffer look horrified. How did this pure, sweet little white flower become a completely different person? And why is she always babbling about supernatural stuff?

…

During a livestreamed variety show, a male coworker gives her a hard time.

Shen Li slides across the floor and lies there. “You’re in for a bloody disaster!”

Later, Shen Li, who used to play the green tea girl and steal men, becomes a huge star, with her livestreams taking the internet by storm.

But then she posts on Weibo in the middle of the night.

“The sun is so strong today. There’s so much yang energy.”

“Oh, speaking of big, where you are…”

(A shameless, wicked story. Come on in if you have no manners~)