"I used the system as a conspicuous bag in ancient times"
[Funny system flow + historical magic modification + Dihua brain supplement]
After Lu Xiaogou incorporated the "conspicuous bag system", his style of painting suddenly changed——
✔ Let Qin Shihuang shout "Old Iron 666" at the enthronement ceremony (social death value +100)
✔Teach Huo Qubing how to wear laser armor and dance in a male group dance (the Xiongnu Chanyu called: "Jue Juezi!")
✔ Take a photo album for Wang Zhaojun and sell it on the grassland (three thousand cavalry came to Chang'an overnight to chase stars!)
System tasks are getting more and more annoying:
• Use PPT to fool Zhuge Liang, "It is better to live stream the goods during the Northern Expedition"
• **Blow "Love Cycle" on the suona at the scene of the Xuanwu Gate Incident**
• Asked Zhao Gao to buy "self-insurance"... But he was actually insured? !
High energy highlights
✓ Ancient people's collective OOC: Ying Zheng is addicted to Malatang, Li Bai writes poems calling Mai
✓ The rewards are outrageous: anti-cut durian armor, memory erasing rod with 10% battery
✓ Host's daily life: one second is a social death, the next second is so delicious
Warning:
⚠️Laughing until your abdominal muscles hurt!
⚠️The three views of historical celebrities continue to collapse!
Tomato readers commented:
"I burst out laughing when Shanyu called skr!"
"This system is more resilient than the host!"
Click to see how the conspicuous bag breaks history!
