“When the most reliable Genesis White Lotus meets two utterly unreliable teammates:
Cangming: A Water God's avatar who can flood the Matchmaker's Temple when making it rain and freeze his own feet when controlling water.
Yetan: A Black Lotus avatar who says, ‘What's it to me?’ then uses her crazy methods to get a crumbling plot back on track.
The trio's daily routine: trading insults, undermining each other, and passing the blame, yet somehow fixing the Heavenly Dao before it collapses.
They thought they could lie flat once the mission was over. The Heavenly Dao said, ‘I've upgraded. A new map is open.’
And so...
In the immortal fantasy world: they help the laid-back immortals establish new rules and cure the Earth God's ‘slacking off syndrome’ along the way.
In a sci-fi future: they fix a runaway quantum computer with a ‘brainstorm adapter,’ only for Cangming to turn it into an ‘automatic milk tea dispenser.’
In a modern city: they hunt down an esper stealing energy, but Yetan uses the Black Lotus's power to change the culprit's ability into ‘understanding what cats say’...
The Three Realms Patch Team: We're either saving the world or on our way to save it. By the way, can someone keep an eye on these two teammates?!”
