[Everyday Life of a Delivery Guy + God-Tier Antics + System + No Harem + Absurd Comedy]
My name is Li Xiaoxing, and I'm a hardworking delivery guy.
My life goal: save enough money to go back to my village and lie flat.
Then I fell off my bike, and a [Antics Master System] appeared in my head.
I thought I'd finally awaken a superpower, become financially free, crush rich heirs underfoot, marry a beautiful rich girl, and reach the pinnacle of life!
But the System told me, "Xiaoxing, pull a stunt for him!"
From then on, my delivery style went completely off the rails!
Other people deliver food for money. I deliver food... and risk my life!
Forced to deliver takeout in women's clothes, taking a girl to a bathhouse on our first date, belting out "Sunshine, Rainbow, Little White Horse" at a Black guy, and doing a street dance outside Luckin Coffee in a Snow King mascot costume...
When the System once again forced me to complete some absurd task, all I could do was shout at the sky:
"System, can this stunt get any worse?!"
It's really good-looking. I hope the protagonist will have more women's clothing lines in the future.
It's okay. I can take a look.