I’m a PowerPoint drone laid off by a major internet company, and I’ve transmigrated into a palace maid who scrubs chamber pots outside the Cold Palace.
On my first day, I used a Gantt chart to reorganize the scrubbing process, boosting efficiency by 300%.
By the third day, my Handbook on Palace Hygiene and Disease Prevention had made its way to the emperor.
On the seventh day, the devastatingly handsome emperor summoned me and, pinching his nose, asked, “How else can I optimize my empire?”
I blurted out, “Your Majesty, your court needs a structural overhaul. First, we need to start ranking people and letting the worst performers go…”
