Dark Journey to the West: My Mother-in-Law Is My Ex-Girlfriend

A slow-paced story about an ordinary man. Sun Tan transmigrates to a world of cultivation. There are no phones or internet in this world, and simply staying alive is hard. Sun Tan just wants to go home. His master tells him that if he joins forces with his three junior disciples to journey west and retrieve a map, he can find the coordinates of his hometown. But his three junior disciples aren't human. The second junior disciple is a pig demon. To win Cuihua's love, the enormous pig demon is trying to lose weight. He eats just one meal a day and suffers from low blood sugar all the time, needing Sun Tan to support him just to stay upright. The third junior disciple is a demonic cultivator. Whenever his demonic nature takes over, he likes to devour flesh and blood without even adding seasoning. He's utterly savage, and Sun Tan refuses to eat with him. The fourth junior disciple is clearly a chicken, but insists he's a dragon horse. He spends every day fantasizing about handsome men riding him! On the surface, Master Tang Sanzang looks kind and benevolent, but in secret he's ruthlessly cruel. He threatens to kill people, set fires, and bury their entire families, ancestors and all, at the drop of a hat. After trying everything and still failing to deal with his master and junior disciples, Sun Tan gives up on the pilgrimage and gets married. On his wedding night, his drunken bride sprouts eight legs, and his mother-in-law turns out to be his ex-girlfriend. Terrified out of his wits, Sun Tan flees. At that moment, the red candlelight flares, shaking the Three Thousand Great Thousand Worlds. It turns out that the incense stick was meant to pinpoint interstellar coordinates…