[Overworked female imperial tutor transmigrates and is forced to become an all-purpose gofer + hapless servant to a proud divine beast + salesperson for the Regent's bulletproof vests]
Chu Ci, the top female imperial tutor of Jing, transmigrates and lands three new identities: genius professor, unofficial special forces enforcer, and personal ATM to the divine beast Baidi. By day, she blesses Wi-Fi signals with talismans. By night, she hefts an electromagnetic cannon and trades barbs with Regent Xiao Junze. "Your Highness, your Black Armor Army is outdated. Cultivation powered by technology is all the rage now!"
Villain Zhao Yuan is busy causing trouble: raising tentacle monsters at the Tokyo Tower, implanting living people with chips inside the pyramids, and hiding a bronze dragon palace in the Bermuda Triangle. Chu Ci angrily flings down the Classic of Mountains and Seas. "Do you charge admission to this theme park in ghost money?!" Even more outrageous is her own divine beast, Baidi, who demands ten tons of Kunlun jade essence before every fight, then flops like a rug once he's full. He even steals her limited-edition lipstick to flirt with little lady cats. "This lord needs it as a fashion essential for shapeshifting!"
When Zhao Yuan's mechanical Terracotta Army starts singing Farewell My Concubine on Sicily, Chu Ci pulls out her soul-subduing suona and plays Unforgettable Tonight. The villain crashes on the spot. "Is this metaphysics or a physical exorcism?!"
[Bonus Scene]
Baidi: "Little Cici, this lord wants jade essence!"
Chu Ci: "You still haven't spat out the lipstick you ate yesterday!"
Xiao Junze (drawing his sword): "I think stewed qilin sounds delicious."
Zhao Yuan (crawling out of the code): "...Do you people have any manners?"
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