[After traveling through time, the Empress of the Social Beast was forced to become an all-around worker + the arrogant beast's wrongdoing officer + the regent's body armor salesman]
Chu Ci, the first empress of the Jing Kingdom, had a new identity after traveling through time: a genius professor, a special force soldier, and the exclusive ATM of the mythical beast White Emperor. During the day, he used charms to light up the WiFi signal. At night, he carried an electromagnetic gun and exchanged words with the regent Xiao Junze: "My lord, your Xuanjia Army is outdated. It is now fashionable to use technology to cultivate immortality!"
The villain Zhao Yuan is conscientious in causing trouble, the Tokyo Tower raises tentacle monsters, the pyramids are stuffed with living chips, and the bronze dragon palace is hidden in Bermuda - Chu Ci angrily threw "The Classic of Mountains and Seas": "Do you charge ghost coins for the tickets to this paradise?!" What's even more outrageous is that the White Emperor, his own mythical beast, will steal ten tons of Kunlun Chalcedony before a fight, collapse into a blanket after eating, and even steal her limited edition lipstick to seduce the little female cat: "My lord, this is a must-have fashion item for transformation!"
When Zhao Yuan's mechanical terracotta warriors and horses sang "Farewell My Concubine" in Sicily, Chu Ci took out the soul-stirring suona and sang "Unforgettable Tonight". The villain died on the spot: "Are you transcending metaphysics or physics?!"
Small Theater
Bai Di: "Xiao Ci Ci, I want to eat chalcedony!"
Chu Ci: "You haven't spit out the lipstick you took yesterday!"
Xiao Junze (drawing his sword): "I think braised Pixiu is good."
Zhao Yuan (climbing out of the code): "... Are you polite?"
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