[Lazy Cultivation + Ruthless + System + Power Fantasy]
I’m the last true romantic in China. In a desperate attempt to win back my wife, I drove a luxury car in hot pursuit of a high-speed train.
But after crashing into it and opening my eyes again, I discovered I’d transmigrated to a world of cultivation.
[Ding! The Heavenly Dao has been moved by Host. As a reward, you have been granted a System!]
[Ding! A personal belonging of Host has been detected: high-speed train. Binding in progress!]
[Ding! Binding complete. When passengers board the train, Host will receive a portion of their cultivation!]
An empress reborn, a girl from a mud village who lost all her opportunities, a young man bound by a five-year promise... What, they’re all Chosen Ones?
Invite every last one of them aboard!
[Ding! The train shop is now unlocked and can be opened to every passenger!]
“Red horse, Spirit Power Express? What kind of nonsense is this...”
Well, there’s good news and bad news.
The bad news: I’m a heretic cultivator!
The good news: The Banner of Ten Thousand Souls is the kindest treasure I own.
“Heh heh heh!”
