A Slit in My Robe Reveals Too Much? My Inner Thoughts Are Being Heard!

The Incredible Lie-Flat Life of a Good-for-Nothing with Five Spiritual Roots

When other people transmigrate, their System’s golden finger is ridiculously powerful, letting them level up and crush their enemies all the way to the top in a dazzling show of swagger. Lu Xingzhou transmigrates only to become the lowest-ranking servant disciple of Qingyun Sect on the Shenxiao Continent, and a “cultivation-challenged” good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots at that. He plans to lie flat and find himself a fairy Dao companion, but instead he’s forced to get up at five in the morning to sweep the grounds, grumbling furiously as he goes: “I transmigrated to find a wife, not to sweep the streets!”

Who could have guessed his grumbling would be overheard by Su Yuning, a Golden Core elder? That’s right, Su Yuning can hear his thoughts! From guessing that she’s a leg model or a cauldron to complaining that she’s going through menopause and imagining he’ll be her future man, Lu Xingzhou’s inner monologue drives the aloof, chaste elder into a rage!

Just as Su Yuning is about to drag him off to “teach him a lesson,” the System finally activates, only to give him a treasure-hunting function and tell him he has to interact with a Chosen Daughter of Heaven to increase its range. Even more absurdly, Lu Xingzhou discovers there isn’t just one Chosen Daughter of Heaven! A slit in a ceremonial robe is enough to set off his strange imaginings. His master forces him forward, a Heavenly Secret Maiden chases him to tell his fortune, and a demoness steals a kiss...

The good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots and his unreliable System begin a hilarious, thrilling lie-flat quest to win a wife in the cultivation world! Watch him irritate beautiful women from every walk of life while stumbling into a path to an incredible comeback, and set off on one uproarious cultivation adventure after another! Come see this transmigrator who refuses to follow the beaten path and discover his riotous day-to-day life in the cultivation world!