Three Kingdoms: Laying Low in Cao Cao's Camp to Plan a Golden Age, Yuan Shao Goes Mad

[The strategist of Cao's camp is humiliated, and one hundred thousand Yellow Turbans kneel outside the city for three days, begging him to become king!]

Lin Ming transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era. After Yuan Shao benefits from his victorious strategies, he spits on him for being born to a poor family, calls him a "wretched slave," and drives him out like a dog!

You old fool. You say a peasant like me has no right to talk about military strategy? Lin Ming flies into a rage and joins Cao Cao instead!

Cao Cao runs barefoot for thirty miles to welcome him: "If you are willing to join me, I, Cao Mengde, will pull your carriage like King Wen did!"

Xun Yu reads his Ten Strategies for Land Reclamation and trembles all over: "If this plan succeeds, all the granaries under heaven will belong to Yan Province!"

After Cheng Yu sneaks a look at the Yellow Turban Pacification Strategy in Lin Ming's drawer, he burns all his drafts of poisonous schemes that very night: "Compared with him, I, Cheng Zhongde, am the real rat in the gutter!"

On the Guandu front, Yuan Shao tears Guo Tu's head to pieces and screams in a frenzy: "If Lin Ming were here, how could I have been beaten into fleeing in terror by a sandal peddler!" (Liu Bei: ?)

Liu Bei says, "Three visits to the thatched cottage? Wolong, how about we go beg Lin Ming outside Cao's camp instead?"

On the Yangtze, Zhou Yu smashes his Jiaowei zither and roars: "Borrowing the east wind is nothing! That bastard is at Chibi teaching Cao's troops to make gunpowder!"

"They all say the great clans hold the fate of the world in times of chaos?" Lin Ming crushes the Yuan family genealogy underfoot and looks down on the Nine Provinces:

"Watch me, a sage strategist from a humble family, use schemes forged in the fields to wipe out every aristocratic clan under heaven!"