Gu Changfeng, a good-for-nothing from the archeology department, triggered the Sanxingdui Bronze Sacred Tree travel mechanism when he was fishing, and his soul passed through the tomb robber Guishou Qi. When he discovered that the 5G base station drawings were hidden in the tomb murals, that the bronze mask could swipe quantum payment codes, and that the warlord leader Ye Hongwen was the first generation rider of Meituan, he realized that the so-called tomb robbing was just to clean up the mess for Gu Weiguo, the universe-level maintenance worker. In order to prevent Tianshou Si from formatting human civilization with the bronze sacred tree, he had to open a live broadcast to crack the mechanism in the ancient tomb, use anti-wolf spray to deal with the jumping zombies in Xiangxi, and even changed Xiao Yan's coffin board into an interstellar express box - but when he discovered that the truth about his father's disappearance was actually related to him, this cross-dimensional bad review war had just begun...