My name is Taichi. After I transmigrated into Naruto, an unreliable System latched onto me. Then, during the Third Shinobi World War, I summoned the Three Great Battle Kings, and the entire shinobi world trembled.
Black Zetsu: “I’ve lived for a thousand years and never seen a hunk of metal like this. Is this really the kind of power a shinobi should have?”
Tobi: “Those metal behemoths are so cool. I just wonder if they know what it feels like to need to pee.”
Uchiha Madara: “I’d call you the strongest!”
Save Minato and Kushina, no breaking up couples, no conspiracy theories
