Programmer Liu Haoren died suddenly after working overtime and was reborn and returned to the university campus 10 years ago. When he was almost blackmailed, he unlocked the irony system placed on the earth by an advanced alien civilization. What is the irony system?
When Liu Haoren scratched the lottery ticket, "I will definitely not win", then he will definitely win the lottery;
My best friend's roommate took an exam and said, "You will definitely fail the exam", but then the roommate actually passed with a high score;
In the face of business opponents, "I wish you complete success", and then the opponent's project explodes on the spot;
System Tip: Fully arousing the target's emotions before using irony judgment will greatly increase the success rate.
Want to stir up emotions? Is there anything better than scolding someone to arouse their emotions? Therefore, Liu Haoren worked hard to practice his swearing skills. He dared to yell at passers-by, roommates, school beauties, employees, and even the police in front of them... But gradually, people around him seemed to have discovered Liu Haoren's ability to poison milk.
The aloof school belle: "I'm about to go on stage to compete, can you give me a few scolds?"
Model employee: "Mr. Liu, would you like to stop criticizing this plan?"
Business rival: "Mr. Liu, boss, please stop praising me, please!"
Therefore, there is such a legend circulating in the world.
"I would rather be scolded by a good person than get praised by Mr. Liu!"
You, what are you doing around me? You want me to scold you? Let me out, I want to build a career, I want to be Black Shinhwa, I want to build SU7, I want to unify the world of entertainment and technology.
I want to make money!
Wait, he seems to have forgotten something?
Good luck! Why does this irony system not have a switch?
