When countless convenience stores are dragged into indescribable strange rules, everyone recites those malicious employee rules in fear.
Only I am bound to the only "rule vulnerability scanning system".
Looking at the contradictory rules on the wall, my system warned wildly: "The second half of the third sentence is a logical trap, follow it and you will die!"
"Smiling at the girl in the red dress three times will unlock the hidden safe area..."
When the unspeakable store manager made his rounds in person, I tore up the bloody rule sheet in front of him.
"From today on, I will write the rules here."
