Chen Tian, former top cleaner for Earth's Dusk Dawn organization, was a human weapon who mastered assassination techniques from eighteen countries and molecular biology, and could take apart a nuclear submarine with his bare hands. Who would have thought that after being surrounded and hunted by twenty-eight armed helicopters, he would transmigrate into the most good-for-nothing son-in-law of the Empress?
People saw only how he spent every day carrying a gold-trimmed bowl to the imperial kitchen to mooch bird's nest soup, while princes sneered to his face that he was “living off a woman.” But no one knew that...
The instant the System's mechanical voice rang out in his mind, the blasted thing started throwing errors like crazy.
On the surface, he was a pretty face clinging to the Empress for support. In truth, he was a higher-dimensional monster that could make the System kneel and sing its praises. When the Demon Sect's leader arrived at the palace gates with a hundred thousand demonic cultivators, the Empress was about to draw her sword. But then she saw her husband trembling as he held up a box of candied fruit. “My lady... Are they here to steal the osmanthus cakes you saved for me?” The next moment, the cultivators' magical treasures all failed at once, crumbling to dust in the earthly laws that unconsciously spilled from Xiao Tian's fingertips.
