A villainous assassin’s everyday life raising a child + a scatterbrained lucky star’s tale of survival
[On my first day as a villain, I hugged the big-shot assassin’s niece and kissed her thirty times]
What happened to the lucky-star skill the System promised? Why does touching an enemy trigger a teleport that makes me dance like I’m at a disco?
The three-year-old cutie pats me while sucking on a milk candy. “Don’t be scared, Xia Xia. We’ll annoy them to death by being shameless!”
When Lin Huhu, the original story’s BOSS, charges in waving meeting minutes with the wrong date on them, I fling three diapers at him in return...
The whole internet is betting that this fake villain won’t last three episodes, but they can only watch as I turn a chase into a square-dancing party and a massacre trap into a Michelin-star restaurant review while raising a child.
The villains in this story are such a letdown. They can’t even withstand a snot-bubble attack from a little kid!
Rule number one for surviving after transmigrating into a book: if you’re silly enough, you can lick sugar off the blade and still fight your way out!
