The daily life of a villain killer with a baby + the self-rescue story of a confused koi fish
[On the first day I dressed as a villain, I hugged the killer boss's niece and kissed her thirty times]
What about the koi skills the system promised? Why does touching an enemy trigger a teleport?
The cute three-year-old baby patted me with a toffee in her mouth: "Don't be afraid, Xia Xia, we will piss them off with our thick skin!"
When the original book boss Lin Bulu came to kill me holding the meeting minutes with the wrong date, I threw out three diapers with my backhand——
The whole internet was betting that I, the fake villain, wouldn't survive more than three episodes, but they watched helplessly as I and my kids turned the chase scene into a square dance, and the death trap turned into a Michelin shop visit.
The villains this time are so crotch-stretched that they can't even withstand the cute baby's snot bubble attack!
The first rule of self-rescue by wearing a book: as long as you are enough to make a fool of yourself, you can kill someone by licking candy with the tip of a knife!
