Report, Young Master Fu: Your Wife Just Fell from the Sky Again

A top powerhouse bends for his little ray of sunshine

A sunshine heroine starved of affection × a gentle yet obsessive villain hero

Good news: she has a golden finger.

Bad news: to use it, she has to kiss the villainous big shot in the book.

The first time Zhou Mo meets the villainous big shot, she pins him beneath her. The second time, she does it again. Then, thanks to her extraordinary “intelligence,” she figures out how her golden finger works. After that, Zhou Mo sets out to collect kisses. Little does she know, she barely manages to collect any before the big villain falls for her first.

Zhou Mo, who grew up unloved by both her father and mother, responds to the big villain's confession by saying, “I just want kisses.” But he comes back with a spectacularly bad reply and keeps confessing his love to her, undeterred.

So Zhou Mo puts on the best performance of her life, squeezing out a couple of tears and speaking with feigned regret:

“Because I'm infertile.”

Fu Shijin watches the little girl weeping and says in a low voice,

“Well, how about that? I'm sterile. One infertile and one sterile, we're a match made in heaven.”

“Ahhh!”

And so the big villain, who never gives up, begins his long campaign of confession.

Zhou Mo: “Why is your salary card password my birthday?”

Fu Shijin: “Because I like you, damn it.”

Zhou Mo: “…”

“You know I don't like you.”

“I know. It's enough that I like you.”

“…”