In Order to Prevent the Five Husbands from Disrupting China, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Made an Expedition to the North to Kill His Ancestors.

Dressed as Liu Dan, the "rebellious son" of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the beginning spoils the future of the Han Dynasty! The sentence "Huo Qubing will die next year" made Liu Che faint on the spot; The sentence "Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, and the Han Dynasty only lasted a hundred years" forced the emperor to draw his sword and chop down the pillars! Liu Che: "You said that my relatives have perished and I have killed my mother and left my son. Isn't that enough?!" Liu Dan: "Father, when the Eastern Han Dynasty died at the hands of a relative... Whose relative do you think it was that usurped the throne?" Liu Che's hand holding the sword trembled slightly: "... I'm going to kill all the people named Wang right now! All the dogs have to change their surnames!" [Rescue Huo Qubing, reward: Chinese version of penicillin] [Stop the witchcraft disaster, reward: gunpowder formula] [Spoilers for Wang Mang's usurpation of the Han Dynasty, reward: movable type printing (Sima Qian begged on his knees: "Your Highness, please don't take away the historian's job!")] Prince Liu Zhi hugged Liu Dan's thigh: "Third brother! You said I will be killed by Jiang Chong in the future? I will kill him now!" Huo Qubing went after the Xiongnu Chanyu with a "penicillin syringe": "Your Highness said I can live to 99! Why do you want me to die early?!" When Liu Dan embarks on the ultimate mission [Stop the Five Husbands from Chaosing China]—— Liu Che kicked open the palace door with Mo Dao: "Pass the decree! Tomorrow's Northern Expedition! I will personally kill the eighteenth generation of the Huns' ancestors!" All the veterans in the court were heartbroken: "Your Majesty! His Royal Highness just said yesterday that the Roman Empire would send griffons as tribute!" When Liu Dan's spoiler revealed that "Liu Bei is your eighteenth generation grandson"—— Liu Che rushed into the Ancestral Temple with the family tree and said, "Gaozu! Let's cut off all the people named Liu and change them to different surnames!" The system pops up a red warning: [Space-time paradox detected! Mission update: Please let Zhuge Liang recognize you as your adoptive father!