You're the Medicine Sage, and You Think I'm a Simp?

[Urban Cultivation + Simp's Comeback + Invincible Divine Doctor + Nonstop Thrills + Smart Plot]

The great Medicine Sage Xuan Yun was on the verge of overcoming his tribulation and ascending to immortality. But when the ninth bolt of heavenly lightning struck, a celestial anomaly appeared, and he transmigrated to an unfamiliar world, becoming a useless male college student. He had no car, no house, no savings, and was neither tall nor handsome. From the start, loan sharks were already after him for repayment! How could the great Medicine Sage possibly endure this!