Great Qin: A Travel Frog Brings Back a Nuclear Bomb, and the First Emperor Explodes

[Ding! Your frog has brought back a doomsday nuclear bomb from The Three-Body Problem!]

After transmigrating to the Great Qin, I bound myself to the [Traveling Frog] System. My little frog roamed the Myriad Worlds, and the souvenirs it brought back grew more and more outrageous:

Ninjutsu and Haki from Naruto and One Piece, nuclear bomb blueprints, fragments of starships…

The Mohist Mechanism City? One slash infused with Conqueror’s Haki reduced it to rubble!

The Quicksand assassins? I turned the tables and made Chilian my maid!

The Yin-Yang School tried to spy on me? The Grand Director was kept in my tent late into the night, “pouring tea”…

Donghuang Taiyi of the Yin-Yang School spat blood while reading the stars: “I’ve studied the heavens for thirty years, and that damn observatory was pieced together by this lunatic from starship parts?!”

Whitebeard cleaved open the Lishan hot spring with a single swing and roared, “Who stole my Tremor-Tremor Fruit?!”

Ying Tian chewed on a spiked club just like Kaido’s and sneered. “The frog says this thing makes pickled vegetables extra crunchy!”

Akainu’s magma fist hurtled toward Zhangtai Palace. The First Emperor pulled out the “Seastone Imperial Seal” and suppressed him. “Magma? My Epang Palace’s floor heating is hotter than that!”

One day, the First Emperor pointed deep into Mount Li:

“Xu Fu says there’s an elixir of immortality overseas? Why not have the frog bring back a star? I want to blow up the immortals’ lair!”

One day, the First Emperor asked, “What did the frog bring back today?”

“Your Majesty, the frog brought back a purple potato spirit who calls himself ‘Thanos’…”

The First Emperor: What the hell???