A Fully Insured Hundred-Ton Semi Truck: My Take on Exorcism by Physics

“Before you turn twenty, you must not spill your primordial yang or lose your virginity, or disaster is sure to befall you!”

Chu Zhao was eighteen when his adoptive father, on his deathbed, pleaded with him earnestly and entrusted him with an important responsibility.

“Geomancy and divination? A beautiful, cold female ghost for a wife? A Celestial Master's cultivation?”

Sadly, the mountain of debts he left behind crushed Chu Zhao's fantasies. With no choice, Chu Zhao took up his father's trade, driving a heavy-duty truck and roaming the highways, trying his hardest to get through every day.

It wasn't until he turned twenty and awakened his golden finger that Chu Zhao understood what his father had meant.

“I can only make spiritual bodies tangible? I'm immune to magic attacks? I ignore all physical defenses?

Well, I suppose there's no other way. I'll just have to demonstrate physical exorcism through sheer strength.”

A weasel spirit seeking a title: Do I look like a god or a person?, You look like a speed bump to me.

Sadako attacks: I'm a spirit, so physical attacks don't work on me., I'm a concept god. Take it up with my insurance.

Evil minotaur: I'm eight feet tall, with skin as tough as iron., Try that on the highway.

Bureau 749: “Oh wow, Bureau 749 got MVP. Chu Zhao just got carried!”

The trembling little monsters: “Have you noticed that the people from Bureau 749 have been getting more and more brutal? Wherever they go, all that's left is... a pancake?”

“Could it be Jade-Faced Grenade King Shao Luo, or Thunderclap Hand Tai Lai?”

“He is the god of space who toys with planes and solids, the law-abiding butcher who walks between yin and yang, the human-shaped Cthulhu [Sequence 000].

His honored title is: Fully Insured, Semi-Trailer, Hundred-Ton King!”