[Showbiz + absurd comedy + dating show + face-slapping + no following the usual script]
Give the world a middle parting,
After being transmigrated and cyberbullied, I awaken a System. The good news is that I have a System; the bad news is that it’s practically useless. All I can say is, if the world gives me hallucinations, I’ll slap it right back across the face.
The male lead comes to my door, saying he wants to give me a million. He nearly gets down on his knees.
On the variety show, the male lead sneers while the female lead puts on a show of being lovey-dovey. I’m like, “This is a live-action novel. Amazing!”
The supporting characters make snide remarks. They let you get ahead in public, then push you down from behind. If you insult me, I won’t talk back. I’ll just roast you into oblivion online.
Netizens: “This woman’s whole thing is, if someone acts like a jerk, she’s an even bigger jerk.”
The mysterious Best Actor has twenty years of internet experience and a very strange way of thinking.
[A sweet one-on-one romance, just a little unhinged]
