The day I was delivering food and my girlfriend broke up with me, I activated the [Critical Rebate System]—every 1 yuan I spent could be returned a million times, but if I didn't spend all my balance within 24 hours, I would die!
When I won 1 billion in a 10-yuan lottery ticket and bought the entire shopping mall with 29 billion, the system suddenly warned: [The world will freeze in 72 hours, and the zombie virus will break out].
Now, my ex-girlfriend and rich boyfriend are crying outside the door, begging to be taken in, and I am sitting in a gold-made shelter, looking at the trillions of balances jumping in my account, and pressing the missile launch button with a sneer: 'Sorry, in the apocalypse, money can really buy your life. '
