[Note: None of these teammates are normal, so be careful!
Five Immortals Group (Northeast F5):
Gray Fairy (stingy rat): "You can fight, but you have to pay a deposit first!"
Fox Fairy (the maniacal flirt): "Young man, if you win, you will share your yang energy with your sister~"
Liu Xian (venomous tongue snake): "If you call me a cold-blooded animal again, do you believe that I will stuff earthworms into your bed?"
Qiangwei (the violent God of War): Those who can be solved with a dagger will never speak.
Hua Zhikai (acupuncture gangster): Silver needles save people? No, it's mainly used to poke teammates' butts to cheer them up.
[Villain Black Tower Technology (Ethical Version)]
On the surface, they build an orphanage, but behind the scenes, they build a zombie assembly line.
The slogan "Technology benefits mankind" actually "turns mankind into cockroach men".
Chang Xia: "Is your company's team building just a fun exercise?!"
[Today's homework (crossed out) tasks]
Use wicker sticks to smoke black mist (physical ghost exorcism, the effect is comparable to shooting cockroaches with a textbook)
Summon the Five Immortals to demolish the building (Grey Immortal: "This building has bad feng shui, so I need to pay more!")
Prevent the principal from summoning the "Gate of Infinity" (Principal: "This is science!" Chang Xia: "Tear off the black mist mask on your face first!")
Reading instructions:
Have potato chips and Coke ready, after all you'll never guess——
In the next chapter, will the Five Immortals set up a street stall, or will Chang Xia be forced by the AI chip to do "Five Years of Cultivation as an Immortal and Three Years of Drawing Talismans".
Be careful! Laughter Abs is not responsible.
Click to enjoy:
Crying counterattack + metaphysical disco + teammates cheating each other, this wave of "Cyber Immortality" focuses on "survival depends on cool operations"!
(Warm reminder: The principal is peeking at your bookshelf, hide it now!)
