The moment he opens his eyes, Diao Yang finds himself transported into the middle of a massive Three Kingdoms adultery scandal, and he’s the one caught in the act!
With people about to stuff him into a pig cage and drown him, he narrowly escapes death through sheer luck, promptly latches onto Liu Bei, and joins the army on campaigns across the land.
Later, he gains a celestial destiny, receiving the immortal art Summon Spirits and Command Generals directly from the South China Old Immortal.
The first time he uses it, he summons Wang Lingguan!
Against Lu Bu, he summons Lord Guan!
Against Xu Chu, he summons Mei Chumei!!
Against Lu Meng, he summons Ultraman Taro!!
As Diao Yang starts up industries, implements new policies, walks Lu Bu like a dog, toys with Cao Cao, and flirts with the Empress Dowager, he stirs up the land until the Three Kingdoms chessboard is thrown into complete chaos!!
Zhuge Liang strokes his fan and muses, “Oh? Did things develop this way last time, too?”
Cao Cao sneers again and again: “The Three Kingdoms unified under Yu Jin? Well, well, Yu Wenze!”
Liu Bei: “What! The Three Kingdoms unified under a chancellor with a compound surname! Could it be… Kongming?”
Liu Shan, eyes red, roars: “Diao Yang! If you don’t like the Han dynasty, why not go build it!”
