Now That I'm Reborn, Why Would I Still Be a Couch Potato?

Xiaomi Li: "Master, why do we cultivate immortality? Is it to live forever?"

Xiao Ye: "Eternal life is the result, not the goal. Do you eat just so you can go to the bathroom?"

Xiao Ye: "If you don't have a goal, you can take your time finding one. For instance, conquering all the men in the world is an option, isn't it?"

Xiaomi Li: "Then can I kill all..."

Xiao Ye shouts: "No! You can't, Xiaomi! That won't get past the censors. Besides, your master is a man too!"

Then he adds sarcastically, "You're a girl. You shouldn't be going around fighting and killing."