Fortune-Telling Livestream: The Metaphysics Master Chooses to Take It Easy

[Fortune-telling livestream + big shot + ghost-hunting + lighthearted + satisfying read] In her previous life, Meng Qinyin sacrificed herself to the Heavenly Dao to save all living beings. Reborn, she only wants to live like a lazy fish. The Heavenly Dao did give her the promised emperor-for-a-day experience, but the emperor’s family after the founding of the nation was so poor they all had to share one corn bun. To make ends meet, she returns to her old trade and starts telling fortunes! But this is a new era, with new people, and the netizens of today are unbelievable. “Master, my mom hasn’t hit me in three days. Is she possessed by a ghost?” Meng Qinyin: “No. She gave you a herniated disc from beating you and is waiting until she recovers to start again!” “Master, I think I’m a cat demon. Can you capture me?” Meng Qinyin: “No, you’re not. Your cat is.” “Master, the little ghost I keep has stopped eating lately. Why?” Meng Qinyin: “If it’s not eating, of course it’s planning to eat you first.” “Master, I’ve noticed my roommate looking at me strangely lately. Is he possessed by a ghost?” Meng Qinyin pauses, then smiles. “Congratulations, you’re about to get a boyfriend!” There are plenty of ridiculous netizens, but plenty of people really do encounter ghosts. Dead trees, graves for the living, soul-lanterns, roads of white bones. Meng Qinyin takes on one strange case after another and uncovers their secrets. She sees humanity’s kindness and witnesses its cruelty, and decides she quite likes this life. Until… The Heavenly Dao says, “There’s work to do. Stop fooling around, the world is about to end!” Meng Qinyin, the former savior now living it easy: “I can save the world, sure. But it’ll cost extra.” The very next moment, her livestream is flooded with donations from sponsors. “Master! Save me first! My toilet has become a demon!” #Pause the apocalypse, save the sponsors first#