[Apocalypse + Farming + Comedy + No System]
[An uproarious livestream tale of making a killing in the wasteland by turning funerals into a business!]
The apocalypse arrives, zombies run rampant, and while everyone else struggles to survive, Lin Feng discovers a unique business opportunity!
No food? No weapons? No problem! Lin Feng grabs his family's ancestral shovel and livestreams his professional zombie send-off service. Tips accepted, fair prices for all!
"Take a good look, folks! Is this round of 'physical salvation' worth a rocket? Double-tap 666, and your streamer will show you live how to use a suona to send off an entire family of mutants!"
And so, the most ridiculous livestream in the apocalypse goes viral:
While everyone else fights with blood and violence, his service is thoughtful, with a range of packages to choose from, plus graveyard dancing thrown in for free.
While other teams are tense and grim, his teammates are a bunch of oddballs, the chat is cracking up, and everyone is joking around the whole time.
While everyone else despairs at the end of the world, he builds a fortune in funeral services. Starting with one man and one shovel, he grows into a mobile funeral home, taking his business across the entire wasteland!
Lin Feng: "The apocalypse survival rule? Put the customer first and deliver great service! Today's goal: Give that Zombie King a truly grand, deluxe burial all to himself!"
