Help! My Archrival Says I’m Seducing Him

Fang Zhisheng thought he and Fu Xiuyuan had been on fairly good terms, but he had no idea why Fu Xiuyuan acted as if he didn't know him after they'd gone just one year without seeing each other.

Fang Zhisheng felt stung and guessed Fu Xiuyuan ignored him because he looked down on him. Fine, they could pretend they didn't know each other. They hadn't been that close anyway, so they could just never speak again! Besides, he and Fu Xiuyuan had never gotten along!

Later, Fu Xiuyuan went against him twice, reported him behind his back three times, and gave him the cold shoulder in public countless times!

Fang Zhisheng couldn't take it anymore. That bastard Fu Xiuyuan had gone too far! It wasn't just that they didn't get along. Fu Xiuyuan was his sworn enemy for life!

And Fu Xiuyuan had never met anyone more obnoxious than Fang Zhisheng. The man shamelessly stuck to his side, doing everything to win his favor without even realizing it, setting his heart all aflutter, only to turn around and tell someone else that he planned to have eight sons with his future wife!

Ridiculous. How could two men have sons?

Fu Xiuyuan: "Fang Zhisheng, you were the one who seduced me first. Are you really going to refuse to take responsibility now?"

Fang Zhisheng: "Help! When did I ever seduce you?"

Fu Xiuyuan: "Why else were you so attentive and considerate toward me back then?"

Fang Zhisheng: "Obviously because of the deep and touching bond between classmates!"

Fu Xiuyuan: "Do you know what it means to give someone a hairpin?"

Fang Zhisheng: "It's just a hairpin. What could it possibly mean?"

Fu Xiuyuan: "And what were you doing running to my bed wearing nothing but your underclothes?"

Fang Zhisheng: "Didn't you say you were hot? There wasn't enough charcoal that day, and I was afraid you'd be cold, so I warmed up your bed for you. That way, you wouldn't be cold when you went to sleep."