Has My Lazy Senior Brother Been Wooed by a Junior Again Today?

[Two Male Leads, Cultivation, 1v1, Younger Man, Sharp-Tongued Beauty Bottom]

Warning: two male leads! Don't click if that's not your thing!

Shuang Ling, senior disciple of the Tangchun Sect, is the laziest cultivator in the world!

Other sects' senior disciples: elegant and refined, with cultivation that reaches the heavens, the backbone of their sect!

The Tangchun Sect's senior disciple: stuck at Qi Refining for ten years, always bickering with his junior sister, and a master of slacking off whose pose is the envy of the cultivation world!

He truly has nothing going for him but his looks.

Oh, wait. If a sharp tongue counts as power, then the senior brother is terrifyingly strong.

With the master in seclusion and the disciples fleeing, the Tangchun Sect is running out of members and is about to be struck off the Alliance's register

Junior sister Song Jingyi: “Senior brother! Can't you show a little ambition? Master told you to lead the sect and help it flourish!”

Junior brother Guo Shouyuan: “Senior brother, get up early. Senior sister and I are going down the mountain to recruit new disciples.”

Shuang Ling (calculating lazily on his fingers): “Don't panic. This year, a chosen one is sure to join our sect and defy fate!”

And then

The lazy senior brother's fortune-telling actually came true?!

Not only did a chosen one arrive, but two showed up at once.

And both of them had absurdly powerful talents.

The entire cultivation world went mad.

“What does this trash sect have that we don't???”

Even more terrifying

Every last one of them wants to take down (?) the senior brother?!

But no one knows that a calamity poised to engulf the entire cultivation world is quietly brewing in this small sect that nearly went bankrupt.