New authors, don't make money from this. If you don't like it, just return it. Don't scold me (swearing at me will make me sad QAQ)
[Travel + Immortal Cultivation + System + Plants vs. Zombies + Early Card Drawing + Mid-term Pseudo-Concept + Late-stage Cthulhu + Counter-routine + Hot Internet Stalks + Foreshadowing + Fast-paced but not watery + 10,000-word outline + No heroine + A new author with great imagination =? ? ?
Vernacular version: Dai Wu played Plants vs. Zombies and was pissed off because Peashooter couldn't spit out cherry bombs. He successfully boarded the time-travel train and came to a different world of immortality. In this life, he must let Peashooter spit out cherry bombs.
Pretentious version: Dai Wu crossed the plane in a single thought. Many years later, he was invincible between heaven and earth. Looking back on the past, he said calmly, "It was just a little bit of wind and frost."