From the start, on their wedding night, this senior sister is not very considerate.
The wildly inappropriate “saintly physiques” are a sight to behold, and hilarious, socially mortifying skills keep appearing.
[...Obtained “Lascivious Melody.”]
[...Obtained “Golden Hoop Curse.”]
“Ah ah ah oh eh!” “Ah ya yo!”
Double the fun!
As Zhang Youchun sings one sultry, bashful note after another, Xie Xiaohua gets fired up, his sword qi soaring to the heavens.
A single set of the “Friendship Everlasting Sword” cleaves mountains and splits seas, cutting through thousands upon thousands of demonic cultivators...
The burly man with a bashful physique, Shangguan Weimeng, refuses to concede.
Zhang Youchun immediately brings out his ultimate weapon: the Silent Footwrap, reserved for ancient fairy maidens. It causes dizziness and burns the eyes.
Everyone nearby drops to their knees and starts vomiting, their heads spinning as tears stream down their faces...
