Someone, please save me! This is so tragic. Big Brother Pig, Second Brother, I swear I’ll make it out of these mountains and find some humans.
Heaven must have had a reason for sending me here...
Am I supposed to save the world and free people from illness? Or admire handsome men from ancient times and see which one is worthy of my peerless beauty?
Zong Guangsi: You’ve seen my body, and now you think you can run away...?
Pretty-boy Li Yaozu: No one in this world suits you better than I do. Look at me a little longer, and I guarantee you’ll live several years more.
