Tomb Raiding: This System Wants to Clock Out

[Comedy + absurdity + the System becomes human later + no CP for now + don't assume it isn't angsty]

[The synopsis may still change]

The System thinks its own Lord God is acting kind of strange.

What kind of Lord God is this shameless? He even sets traps for his employees!

The System thinks it and its Host, whose luck is pretty average, are doomed.

So it quietly makes up its mind to let its Host enjoy this happy lifetime

First, it'll dig up two graves to get itself a body.

Tragic Host Xiao Yuyuan, usually unlucky but not exactly lucky either: Heh, yeah, right. I don't believe a word you say.

The System Mo, who acts serious but loves playing pranks on its generally hardworking Host: Why would I lie to you?

Innocent Tianzhen, whose hair has been ruthlessly victimized: Who did this? Who ripped out enough of my hair to make me bald?

A certain big black rat, spared the same fate and laughing at someone else, but whose sunglasses have been dyed: Not laughing now.

Zhang the Tall, whose face is still completely hidden by his hood: ...My fists are getting itchy.

Wang Pangzi, whose backpack has been replaced with a pink pony, is bent on chasing someone and has actually run himself thin: (panting)

Xiaohua, who solves every problem with money: Take notes.

And later...

All is well, year after year, safe and sound.