“You’re a good person… but even my dog is three times stronger than you!”
The good-for-nothing gets publicly humiliated by the campus belle and handed a “nice guy” card. Suddenly, he laughs.
[Ding! You’ve received a nice guy card from a goddess with a score of 97. Unlocked: one-hour trial of “Nuclear-Class Wing Chun.” Sweep the underground fight scene within 24 hours.]
From then on, he obsessively collects rejections:
An ice-cold professor hands him a nice guy card, and he turns around and deciphers thousand-year-old oracle bone script;
An esports goddess angrily gives him a nice guy card, and he livestreams himself defeating the world champion one-handed;
A rich heiress throws a broken-engagement card at him, and he responds by acquiring 51% of her family’s shares…
Years later, when he has collected enough nice guy cards from goddesses to piece together a star chart, Shen Yan has become the number one name on the global goddess hit list. He presses the System-rewarded “Black Hole Generator” against the chin of an SSS-rank Valkyrie:
“Say something nice and get superpowers, say something harsh and get a planet-busting cannon…”
“Now, go ahead and reject me.”
