I, the Traditional Chinese Medicine Doctor, Speak My Mind! Why Are My Patients So Obedient?

Li Qi:

“You stay up past midnight and can’t get up at noon. Your tongue is coated yellow and white enough to draw a yin-yang symbol on it. Can’t you see that? Hm? Answer me!”

“Look my eye! Tell me why, why baby why?”

“You drink iced chrysanthemum tea during the day to cool down, then eat spicy hotpot at night to warm your yang. Are you trying to keep your yin and yang in dynamic balance?”

“Don’t trust traditional Chinese medicine? A thousand years ago, when Chinese doctors were treating typhoid with Guizhi Decoction, Roman doctors were bleeding your European ancestors to treat their high fevers!”

“Keyboard warriors, speak up!”

Netizens:

“Stop yelling at us! I’ll definitely go to bed early tonight, sob sob sob...”

“Can’t I really practice Baduanjin at night? I can’t get up in the morning, sob...”

“You still dare to provoke him? Believe it or not, he’ll write you a prescription that’ll put you to sleep until 2077.”

“I’m an insomniac, so I’m going to look up the Thousand Gold Prescriptions right now. Please don’t stick an acupuncture needle through my Yongquan acupoint!”

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Leukemia, malignant tumors, Parkinson’s disease, and lupus have all been cured by Li Qi’s traditional Chinese medicine treatments!

That kid Li Qi turned the community clinic into a world-famous center for traditional Chinese medicine!

Why aren’t any top foreign medical schools getting applicants anymore?

What? They’ve all gone to study traditional Chinese medicine?

Foreigners toss their antibiotics to the ground: Traditional Chinese medicine is the top-tier star!